June 2013
May 2013
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.”
—Deepak Chopra (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
April 2013
For the love of god you guys don’t need to “detox” your body. You don’t need to do juice fasts or buy detox products or cleansing pills. You get rid of toxins by passing them through your liver and kidneys and SHITTING THEM OUT.
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
